Fictional Character Emma Swan reports Blog. Blames Snow Queen!

When Storyville resident and humourless fan of kid's TV show 'Once Upon a Shite', UberSwen (deleted) responded to a parody Twitter account by calling out the bobbies, the story quickly went wide nationally, and she became the butt of even more jokes.

She regrets nothing, though, and seems to think people other than bad fan fiction writers like herself should not have parody accounts. This violates her right to have a parody account on Twitter. Her response and the subsequent meltdown on Once Upon a Shite became a big issue at Tuesday night’s Storyville meeting. An Imperiled reporter was in attendance:

"I still maintain my right to moan about parody accounts that are not my own" Swen, not her real name, because she has her own Parody Twitter account! (now deleted) Said in an interview with the Imperiled before the council meeting.

What Ms Swen thinks of our reporting

"Are there no boundaries on what you can say, when you can say it, who you can say it to?" Swen said. "We don't want parody or satire of real life issues any more. We want old rehashed plots set in fairytale worlds with fairytale characters. Something really lame that can rot our brains and that we can all gather and write the worst kind of fan fiction about. So we can pretend that we're Swans & Snow Queens. We're fans, WE are the only people who have the right to have parody accounts based on moronic idolatry of these terrible TV shows. 

The only way we can be taken seriously in the fan community for this kind of thing is by having a parody account with loads of photoshopped pictures of our TV heroines. Their type of cutting edge humour, wit & parody undermines us. We're relying on mirror dust and fairies but now we have a plan which is progress."

When asked about her own use of a 'Parody' account and why she felt she had to use a fictional character from another lame TV series about adult fairytale characters, Swen said "You and I, we're not family. I have one of those and it spans three generations and 400 years." Swen, who may be closely involved with a local rival rag and has already undergone 5 several unsuccessful sense of humour transplants is someone who clearly can't see the wood for the trees, is an opponent of free speech, parody and a nepotist.

Council member Jim Montgomerie said the episode represented an abuse of Swen's’ taking herself too seriously.

"There is too much power of force used on these pranksters," said Montgomerie, currently in the running for Mayor of California. "There's nothing wrong with a bit of parody and humour. Goodness knows, life's hard enough without a bit of a laugh. I am personally honoured. These daft wee Buffy fans should go back to their writing fan fiction & the Land of Oz or wherever they gather."

Jim Montgomerie: A good sport!

Swen, though, has decided to blame the Snow Queen:

"The Evil Snow Queen is the one responsible for this blog, she wants to spin it in the way she wants to spin it," said Swen to an Imperiled reporter. "She wants to make Journalism look stupid."

"I am the Saviour!!!"

Our Editor yesterday apparently

Swen, now currently being treated for multiple fairytale character disorder has apparently been given short thrift.

Sergeant Howie of Saltcoats with Swen before her institutionalisation

Sergeant Neil Howie of Saltcoats had this to say "Yes, I was contacted by someone proclaiming to be the Swan Queen yesterday. Clearly, a bit perurbed and babbling about Snow Queens' and Princess Leia and whatnot. For her & her ilk, I have this to say: STOP wasting our time! The use of a harmless parody account is no cause for concern, however writing BAD fan fiction and impersonating a fictional character from a TV series on Twitter is most definitely a cause for alarm. I have read the type of fan fiction that you write and it is the biggest steaming pile of shite I have seen. Eye bleach and a bottle of NightNurse was required and i'll never be the same again. I'm all for banning this type of programme so it doesn't encourage others to lose their marbles like this. It's thinly veiled pornography with characters that were badly written enough on telly in the first place. These Buffy types are full of unwarranted self importance and take themselves far too seriously. To them I say the time is nigh upon thee! May the Snow Queen wreak havoc upon ye!"

*Edit*: It now looks like UberSwen has left the building as has wee Sock Puppet pal ScotSwanQueen. The Fan fiction world were celebrating this evening.